That Wasn’t So Bad

February 2, 2005

I came up with a new term that I think could really be popular: White Man Spring. Think of it like “Indian Summer,” but instead of a last blast of warmth and sunshine in October, “White Man Spring” is a false thaw that comes anytime in January or February. It’s a warm spell when there are puddles and above-freezing temperatures that is immediately followed by a return of real winter weather. Snow and frigid temperatures and everything else.

I dub it “White Man Spring” in honor of all us white boys and girls who are so out of tune with the natural world that we step outside one morning truly in the dead of winter and feel the warmth of 35° and think (in fact, want to shout): “Winter is over! Spring is on the way!”

We rejoice at the successful defeat of another winter (“That wasn’t so bad,” we smugly mutter to ourselves) and begin making plans for a picnic.

Then, a couple days later, we wake up and step outside in our t-shirts and sandals and find the world frozen and covered in snow again. Perhaps we get frosbite fumbling for our keys to get back inside.

The best part of it all is that there can be a couple “White Man Springs” in a given winter season, and those of us who inspired the name will react exactly the same every time.

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5 Comments

  1. kate says:

    Bum, I’m not sure about the name, but I sure know the concept. I walked outside today without my winter coat on, just my springtime rain jacket and a sweater, and I’m sitting at work with a tee-shirt on.

    White Man Spring? Accidental Spring?

    I think you’re on to something, Bum.

  2. the dharma bum says:

    I don’t know, I’m kind of fond of the name… I don’t know where “Indian Summer” came from, but it’s one of the last “Indian ____” left and is somehow inherently racist… Kind of nice to turn it around and somehow I don’t think the Native Americans, who lived much more exposed to the elements, probably let themselves get fooled into thinking that winter could possibly be close to over in early February…

  3. scotth says:

    I for one am regreting wearing shorts today.

  4. the dharma bum says:

    heh heh heh… loser.

    how about “Paleface Spring?”

  5. Erich says:

    I was going to say something about how the air smells like spring and every time I walk out the door there is this immediate unknown excitement of something new. I wonder what the sudden excitement is and then realize it’s the earth soaking up water…I was going to say something like that, but I couldn’t stop laughing about the shorts comments.

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